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THE FIVE MASCOTS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Superstitions of a cursed Olympic Games are all over internet chat rooms in China after the flooding in Sichuan province seems to have fulfilled the curse of the five Olympic mascots, each of which are said to have predicted a different disaster to befall China due to the 2008 Olympic Games. The prophecy now seems to be fulfilled, as each of the five mascots is said to be linked to one of the five recent upheavals to befall China in recent months. First, the many protests which plagued the Olympic Torch Relay earlier this year were linked to Huanhuan the Olympic Flame (a.k.a The Bearer of Incendiary Strife). Next, Jingjing the Giant Panda (a.k.a The Lord of Angry Earth) brought the massive earthquake that killed 69,000 people and left over a million homeless. Yingying the Tibetan Antelope (a.k.a The Creature of Righteous Unrest) caused the demonstrations and riots linked with Tibetan protesters. Nini the Swallow / Shayan Kite (a.k.a The Bearer of Unfortunate Wind) is claimed to have caused the China Railway Train crash which killed 72 people. And finally, last but not least, the massive flooding of the past month is believed to have been caused by Beibei the Chinese Sturgeon (a.k.a The Bringer of Torrent and Flood). Good thing they didn’t create a mascot holding a suitcase nuke. (Reuters)

SNAKES (AND 500 OTHER REPTILES) ON A PLANE

If you recently passed through the airport in Mexico City and forgot to pick up your collection of exotic reptiles, the Mexican government would really like you to come and pick them up. For now, a wildlife sanctuary is trying to care for over 500 scorpions, turtles, lizards, tarantulas, frogs, salamanders and snakes which were left behind a couple of weeks ago. So far 170 of the animals have died and the country’s Environment Department plans to release the rest back into the wild if the owner doesn’t come forward. (metro.co.uk)

HAPPY PLANET

Good news for a change. Despite the seemingly messed-up state of our world, people are generally happier than ever. The latest research which spans 17 years, 52 countries, and 350,000 people has concluded that happiness has increased in 40 of those counties between 1981 and 2007 and fell in only 12 countries. The rise in happiness is attributed to the economic growth in previously poor countries, democratization in other countries, and rising social tolerance for women and minority groups overall. The research also confirmed the obvious: people in rich countries are generally happier than those living in poor countries, and the very happiest citizens are those who live in societies which allow people the freedom to choose how to live their lives.  (Associated Press)

BUNDLE OF STRESS

An article in Newsweek magazine claims that the commonly accepted societal belief that having children will bring you happiness is nothing more than an urban (suburban, to be more accurate) myth. A review of several scientific studies concludes that parents are about seven percentage points less likely to report being happy than the childless. The research found that marital satisfaction decreases dramatically after the birth of the first child and doesn’t return until the last child has left home. “Parents experience lower levels of emotional well-being, less frequent positive emotions and more frequent negative emotions than their childless peers,” says Florida State University’s Robin Simon, a sociology professor who conducted the largest ever survey of its kind, in which 13,000 American adults were polled in 2005. “In fact, no group of parents—married, single, step or even empty nest—reported significantly greater emotional well-being than people who never had children.” (Newsweek)

IF YOU THINK BEING A PARENT IS TOUGH, TRY BEING A KID

But there are ways to deal with the stress of being a parent. Like locking your kids in a cage when you go to work. Sure enough, this was the brilliant plan of a father of two in Chicago who is now facing charges of child endangerment after authorities found his two daughters, aged two and five, locked in a cage in the back of the father’s truck. Ricardo Gonzales, 35, told authorities that he had been locking up his kids in a cage because he couldn’t find a babysitter and he didn’t want the children to run away. (Chicago Tribune)

THESE FRENCH FRIES TASTE LIKE SNOT

While we’re on the subject of the peculiarities of parenthood, here’s a list of the top 10 things kids stick up their noses: 1. crayons, 2. beads, 3. french fries, 4. fingers, 5. marbles, 6. spaghetti, 7. tissue, 8. Cheerios, 9. small toys, 10. beans and peas. (babyzone.com)

LOVE IS ONLY SKIN DEEP

A Chinese man has divorced his wife and is suing her for something like $100,000 after he discovered that she was once ugly. The story goes that the man had been horrified when his attractive wife gave birth to an ugly baby daughter. Outraged and demanding to know how this could happen, the wife admitted that she had once been ugly and paid over $150,000 for plastic surgery before she met her husband. After seeing the photo of his wife before the extreme makeover, he immediately filed for divorce and is taking her to court. (Daily Times)

AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON

An Australian racehorse named “Aydee Fic” will from now on be know as “Journey On” after racing officials discovered that the previous name meant “Fuck You” in Arabic. “I was only having a bit of fun.” said the horse’s owner. (The Courier Mail)

THE ROAD TO NOWHERE

A German nursing home has set up a fake bus stop in front of their building in order to stop Alzheimer’s patients from trying to escape. The Benrath Senior Centre in Dusseldorf came up with the unique idea after too many patients wandered off and had to be found by the police. “Our members are 84-years-old on average,” explained a nursing home worker. “Their short-term memory hardly works at all, but the long-term memory is still active. They know the green and yellow bus sign and remember that waiting there means they will go home.” But not anymore. Now when the seniors have a seat at the bus stop they are rounded up by the staff. “We will approach them and say that the bus is coming later today and invite them in to the home for a coffee . . . Five minutes later they have completely forgotten they wanted to leave.” (The Telegraph)

 

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